"If I could give this movie zero stars, I would.

Terrible acting, terrible plot and all-around terrible in every possible way. If this was meant to be a parody (which some scenes seemed to indicate, given the sheer absurdity it managed to reach), it wasn't a particularly funny or clever one. If it was meant to be a serious attempt at horror, it failed to be the least bit scary. The acting was on par with what you'll find in a junior high class play; not a drama class play, either -- the kind of play you're all forced to put on for English class while reading a novel, where none of the kids want to be there and even the teacher hates it.

I fear this film may be the final nail in the horror genre's coffin. It was THAT bad."