Two master thieves (Brosnan and Hayek) are finally retiring after one last succesful mission. Residing in their own tropical paradise, their old nemesis, FBI Agent Stan P. Lloyd shows up to make sure they really are retired. Docked in the port is an ocean liner called the "Diamond Cruise" and Stan is convinced that they're not really retired at all, and that this is the next set up.
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Pierce Brosnan | Max Burdett |
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Salma Hayek | Lola Cirillo |
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Woody Harrelson | Stan Lloyd |
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Troy Garity | Luc |
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Russell Hornsby | Jean-Paul |
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Rex Linn | Agent Kowalski |
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Michael Bowen | FBI Driver |
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Mark Moses | Lakers FBI Agent |
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Chris Penn | Rowdy Fan |
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Obba Babatundé | Zacharias |
| Gianni Russo | Clippers Fan | |
| Robert Curtis Brown | Lakers FBI Agent | |
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Don Cheadle | Henri Mooré |
| Tony Ledard | Referee | |
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Shaquille O'Neal | Himself |
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Naomie Harris | Sophie |
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Andrew Fiscella | Popcorn Victim |
| Karl Malone | Himself | |
| Gary Payton | Himself | |
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Mykelti Williamson | Agent Stafford |
Art |
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| Geoffrey Kirkland | Production Design |
| Jennifer Williams | Set Decoration |
| Steve Arnold | Art Direction |
Camera |
| Dante Spinotti | Director of Photography |
Costume & Make-Up |
| Rita Ryack | Costume Design |
Directing |
| Brett Ratner | Director |
Editing |
| Mark Helfrich | Editor |
Production |
| Toby Emmerich | Executive Producer |
| Beau Flynn | Producer |
| Victoria Thomas | Casting |
| Jay Stern | Producer |
| James M. Freitag | Producer |
| Tripp Vinson | Producer |
| Keith Goldberg | Producer |
| Alissa Ferguson | Producer |
| Chris Pollack | Producer |
| Kent Alterman | Executive Producer |
| Patrick J. Palmer | Executive Producer |
Sound |
| Lalo Schifrin | Original Music Composer |
Writing |
| Paul Zbyszewski | Screenplay |
| Craig Rosenberg | Screenplay |