Jimmy Cuervo is a down-on-his-luck ex-con living in a polluted mining town on a reservation that would run him out of town if not for the remainder of his probation. With his time nearly finished, he plans to start a new life with his girlfriend Lily , and leave the town for good. But Luc Crash and Lola Byrne head up a local gang of local Satanists who murder Jimmy and Lily in a brutal ritual.
The crow 1: A gothic masterpiece with great acting, badass stunts and fights.
The crow 2: Same as the first with lack of acting and badassery, everything is strangley coloured purple or green
The crow 3: Inventive, well acted and directed and yet sadly the budget was about the same as my pocket money.
The crow 4: HEY I KNOW WHAT WE DUN CAN DO, LETS KID THE KID FROM TERMINATOR, DRESS HIM UP AS QUEEN AMIDALA GONE EMO AND GET HIM TO SKIP AROUND IN MEXICO WHILE CHASED BY THE DEVIL!!! WHO IS ANGEL FROM BUFFY...TWIST!!
Yes, thats what they where thinking, and thats what they got. A steaaming pile of crow crap.