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Vampires Suck
26 % by 6 users
(2010)

Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues - all of which collide at the prom.

Runtime:
1:22
Released:
August 18, 2010

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Typical Parody Movie

Reviewed by professionalopinion

A few cheap laughs, but inevitably the same awful rubbish as any other Parody movie. It was cringe worthy, and just not funny. If you want funny parody's, go to YouTube, where they actually seem to know what they are doing.

Major flop, do not recommend.

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Terrible

Reviewed by WolfChyld

Well, let me first say that I am extremely glad that I did not buy this movie, even if it was on sell! Or see it in theatres.

The movie's title says it all. This film does truly suck. It doesn't even deserve the one star rating that I gave it. As a Comedy Film, it does a good job at making fun of the Twilight Series, however...

Like many other reviews of this movie, the story-line is just crappy. There were very FEW parts of the movie that actually made me smile, even laugh a little, but overall the movie is terrible.

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Never watch this movie...

Reviewed by marv

Well the summary says it all... the only thing why i give this 2 stars, because actually i kind a like parody movie.. but i think this is another very worse parody movie since Disaster Movie...

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so-so..?

Reviewed by xandrya

Don't get me wrong! I'm a Twilight fan and watched the movie in theaters with friends (and mom) as a bday outing and had a pretty good laugh.

This movie is a SPOOF. So, of cCOURSE it's not gonna b perfect and is going to hav unreasonable, confusing, and unnecessary remarks and situations.

Overall, I give the movie 2stars. Maybe even 3? But that's based entirely on the humorous side and my opinion. It has its funny moments def., its "crude, inappropriate" moments where the viewable age ratings are questionable, but it's really nothing to rant about. Do I recommend it?.. probably not, unless you're just wanting a good laugh.

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Need I even write a review?

Reviewed by Sxix

This film.. Is terrible. I don't even want to rate it one star, that's still going too far.

The acting is terrible. The characters are terrible. The story is terrible. The only reason I watched it was because I wanted to see for myself if it was good or not, instead of going by what everybody else said, and the whole time I had a blank expression on my face, trying to figure out how anybody could even make this without questioning their own sanity. No, it isn't even funny. I didn't laugh once. I wouldn't recommend it to anybody. Its shameful. Its so bad that it makes twilight look better, and Twilight is another film you wonder why the producers aren't hanging themselves in the making of it.

This film is one that only small kids and generic teenagers who don't know any better then lady gaga and justin beiber would like. This isn't meant to be an insult to the people, but its only there for the money, because its a film which they can bring out, have it spread everywhere and have tons of people watch it, they get the money, and then the next year its been forgotten.

Right.. I think I've said enough.. This film really is bad. Don't harm yourself in watching it. You will regret it. Go to the shop and pick up The Shawshank Redemption, watch that, and realise what a Good film is. Educate yourself.

Please see IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes and Spill.com for back up.

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BAD.

Reviewed by warriorgirl313

ok, so me and all my friends and my mom went to see this movie, thinking it was hillarious and a great movie, well, the first 5 minutes was enough for us. it shows edward undress completely, and his lower area is covered by a crowd and then it zooms in but its covered by a disco ball. then later on, her dad makes a rude remark about his DAUGHTERS breats. he said "look at the size of those tits". then later on edward juggles a baby a bowling ball and an apple, throws the apple back into the bag, then the baby, and then the bowling ball is thrown ONTOP of the baby! how evil is that?! totally not funny. then when edward and becca kiss, she removes her nightgown and has on this black bra and paties that have electronic arrows pointing down, after that we all got up and left, that movie was such a disgrace. i'm a fan of the twilight series but NOT this movie, it shouldnt be rated pg-13. it should be rated MA for mature! no kid or teen mater of fact should be allowed to watch this. i DO NOT recommend this movie for anyone!

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