"When I saw this film I questioned what the hell I just saw, Its a mess of over the top bastards with guns shooting around everywhere - lesbian snipers, creppy puns and agents - and lets not forget ari gold from entorage (piven) getting drugged up and eing a bloody magician that everyone wants dead. " ...

"Thats all you need to know... hes a genius."

"Night thingy silammi-man is sliiping down a slope, next step - he will be uwe boll."

"There is very little I can say about this film, It changes the firefly tv show into something very differnt yet almost just as brilliant. The entire thing is great, acting, directing writing. Its whedon at his best - I do question if the film would have the same effec on sonebody who had not seen th" ...

"I liked the bit where they flew of a pyramid in a bi-plane and crashed into a giant marmite sandwitch."

"GRRR GRRR GRRR GRRR GRRR

An almost perfect film, its amlomost sad to wath for several reasons. Firstly this film is not a comic book film in the traditions sense, you could remove batman and it would be a masterpiece. Which of course means if you enter explecting to see xmen 3 your going to be diss" ...

"I enjoyed the twilight books, I dont know why, the romance was horrible, creepy even. The characters where souless and the plot repetetive. Bt something compelled me to read on.

The films are a similar story, exept that thing keeping me reading was gone. The first twilight was abysmally directed, " ...

"The crow 2 should have had the same tone as the first but had a new creative plot...what did it do? CHange the tone completly but make the plot identicle. The major differences here are, wait for it, wait for it, this is going to shock you. His girlfriend didnt die, it was....HIS SON!!!! and the vil" ...

"The crow 1: A gothic masterpiece with great acting, badass stunts and fights.

The crow 2: Same as the first with lack of acting and badassery, everything is strangley coloured purple or green

The crow 3: Inventive, well acted and directed and yet sadly the budget was about the same as my pocket mo" ...

"Star wars phantom menace - A massive dissapointment upon release, a nonsensicle plot, bad effects and wooden acting. The plot is fine, but this is a good display as to why lucas needs somebody to polish his scripts and direect his film because this beardy man has a great imagination. He dreamed up t" ...