This movie is the worst EVER. I've never seen such bullcrap in all my life. The spiders: THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE MADE OF PLASTIC!!!! THE ACTING SUCKS!!! YOU DONT EVEN GET TO SEE ANYONE RIPPED LIMB FROM LIMB IN A BLOODY MESS!!! If you wanna see this movie, keep a close eye on the SyFy channel.
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xXx is an amazing action flick! My favorite scene is this:
xXx is in a helicopter and he is trying to reach a house of guys doing illegal stuff. lolz. He has a snowboard (it is a mountain) and he jumps onto the mountain and begins to shred. He comes to a cliff (approx. 250 ft. high) and stops. He sees the target house. xXx takes out 2 pipe grenades, presses the ignite buttons simultaneously, and throws them behind himself. Then he starts shredding again. He has started an avalanche and he escapes it by grabbing a flag pole near the target house.
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The Texas Chainaw Massacere was a awesomely classic film, yet it was still terrifying. I caught this at a buudy of mine's place about 3 weeks ago and I am writing this at school. Go figure.
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The group starts off in an old, beat up van, listening to hard rock music (like, but not AC/DC) and there is a couple getting it on in the back seats of the van. 10 minutes in, they see a girl in tattered clothing, crying on the side of the road and decide to give her a hand. Yes, this is a great idea. She gets in their van and won't talk to anyone and the jackass of the group yells at her and gets a punch in the face. Served you right, you dick. I won't go into detail because time is limited so she ends up shooting herself. In the next scene the group, shaken up, has decided to stop at a farmlike place. Not long from then our killer comes out, chainsaw started and ready to kill. He goes after a 21 year old in a tank top, catches up and cuts off his leg. He then drags the teen to a basement, where there are many instruments of torture. He hangs his victim, face forward, by the back of his neck on a rusty hook. He takes out a bag full of pure sodium, (it is listed on the bag) and puts a handfull of it on the victim's leg flesh. Why he does this: Pure sodium is strong enough to dissolve human/animal flesh, plus, it burns like hell on the sun. So the killer goes back outside, and the scene changes to the kids still grouped, besides the one in the tank top of course. They are all yelling and freaking out and one in a plaid, button-up shirt has had a seizure. (This is said during all the commotion). So we go back to the killer, who by the way is suitably nicknamed, LeatherFace. You will read why from this next part. His victim has died, and is now lying face up on a table in front of leatherface, who has a doctor's knife (IDK how to spell it) in his hand. He begins to cut into the victims face, peeling off his skin as he goes. He then sews the skin onto his own face, which is COVERED in blood.
I will be writing part two soon, so check back.