Name: WolfChyld

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Should be a porno...

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As stated in the summary, this movie should be considered solely a porno. I've tried reading the book, got two pages into it, and stopped. That is how terrible the book was, but I thought, "hey, maybe I'll watch the movie, instead", right? Well, the same thing. It's absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen and I have seen a lot!

The story-line could be good, however, all it is about is a girl who goes to a chateau by her lover (whom, in the end, is actually doing it for another man), is trained to be an obedient slave. By which, is made to have sexual intercourse with any and every man that wants her, whipped, chained, and so on. It's basically the usual cliche BDSM related theme.

I don't really expect much since this movie was created in 1975 and the book much earlier, but still. All it revolves around is sex, sex, and more sex! It's an hour and a half waste of time. Not to mention, some of the aspects can easily be found in the Gorean books written by John Norman.

This concludes my review on "The Story of O".

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A Pirate's Life For Me?

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Reviewed by WolfChyld

... Or is it?

Overall, this movie was probably more comedy rather than action this time around. I found the film to be humorous and excellent to had watched in the theatres. There were more parts that made me laugh in this one, than the first three films.

Jack Sparrow (played by Johnny Depp) did not disappoint, at all. However, like the other movies, he is still after his ship after losing it (yet again). I still LOVE this movie, though. Sure, the story-line is somewhat of the same with his ship, but at least with each movie, there are different adventures to be had.

I cannot wait for the next film to be put out. Let's hope it is even better than this one! :)

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Terrible

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Reviewed by WolfChyld

Well, let me first say that I am extremely glad that I did not buy this movie, even if it was on sell! Or see it in theatres.

The movie's title says it all. This film does truly suck. It doesn't even deserve the one star rating that I gave it. As a Comedy Film, it does a good job at making fun of the Twilight Series, however...

Like many other reviews of this movie, the story-line is just crappy. There were very FEW parts of the movie that actually made me smile, even laugh a little, but overall the movie is terrible.

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