Name: jmpviper

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Always the Same People!

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I wish that I could talk to Judd Apatow and tell him to stop putting the same people in all of his movies. They all are just bleeding together because there isn't much new "flavor" in his films. It seems like Leslie Mann only gets work when it's in Judd Apatow movies. She isn't a poor actress but it's time to stop depending on being in your husbands films and moving on with your career. This movie was pretty boring throughout most of it. It left me sitting there wondering why I was watching it. The previews looked like it would be alright but it was less than average. The youngest daughter in the film had zero acting talent. It's sad when you know that someone is the directors or a producers kid because they have no talent and yet they are still in the movie. In this case it was Judd Apatow's kid. Megan Fox is also in this movie. There is another person who has no talent. It's too bad how she keeps getting acting work just because of how she looks. There are actresses that have beauty and talent that are yet unknown, maybe those women should be put in a movie like this to make it a lot better! I would skip this one because it just wasn't that good! 4/10

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A Definite Downgrade!

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Don't believe the reviews for this movie. It was not the best Bond yet. I hate when the new one of a movie comes out and you have people saying about how it's the best. Don't say it unless it is! I suppose some people just have horrible taste in movies. Now this movie wasn't horrible or even bad in any way, it was just average. Casino Royale in my opion was better and I was hoping for more. This movie just left me wanting. They made Daniel Craig look old and made it seem like he was out of shape. For the rest of the movie you looked at James Bond as being too frail to be doing this stuff and thus made it harder to enthrall yourself into the movie. Watch if you can see for free but definitely don't pay the price of admission at a movie theater! 5/10

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Like Bridesmaids But Not As Good!

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This movie can't be labeled a comedy because it really wasn't funny at all. There wasn't much substance to the plot. Basically three friends rip the brides dress and they spend most of the movie trying to figure out how to fix it before the wedding the next day. The best thing about this movie was seeing Kirsten Dunst and how good she's looking! If you're a woman you may like this but I don't know if I'd pay much to see it. 5/10

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It Is the Best One!

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Now I know that hardcore fans of any movie trilogy or saga always say that the new one of a movie is the best one (Star Wars is a perfect example) but this is not the case in this situation. I do not consider myself a big Twilight fan. The first one was the best one and the ones that followed were just alright. I went to see this in theaters since it was the last one. I was surprised by how good it was. It starts off pretty slow with them just getting ready for the Voltri. The ending was for lack of a better word, perfect. Most movies like this their ending is pretty horrible and leaves much to be desired but this one did not. It'll surprise many if you haven't heard how it ends already. This is one that you should go see on the big screen. 8/10

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A Little Better Than the Madea's

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I heard great things about this movie. Wow were they wrong! Tyler Perry shouldn't be an actor. He tends to smile at times when he shouldn't making him look like an amateur with no talent. He does not play a believable whatever he plays. He should stay behind the camera because his acting is sub-par! Tyler Perry seems to always feel that the world has to revolve around him. He always has to be the center of attention. I hated all the Madea's. They aren't funny at all and this movie wasn't suspenseful like they said it was. I would skip this one unless you want to see Tyler Perry's bad acting and a movie that isn't worth watching. The ending was unrealistic too with further bad acting by Perry! If you do decide to watch make sure to watch it online for free because there are a lot better movies that you could watch with the $1 from RedBox! 4.5/10

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