Name: lordypordy

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One eye only has ONE EYE !!! OH EM GEE

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oh em gee never saw it coming the main character called one eye only has one eye, oops did i spoil it. well anyway

I will walk 500 miles and i will walk 500 more. the film is basically based on one eye and this little boy walking for absolute days, there were very few fight scenes, and fair enough the fight scenes were good and gory but ended very quickly.

the film had barely any dialog because the main character was a mute... the film didnt have any dialog at all for the first 7 minutes of the film.

i dont recommand this film at all, it was quite boring and weird.

i didn't even know that they had such bad language in the medieval times such as "shut the f**k up" or "go f**k yourself"

the movie had a low budget but i think they used most of the budget on what fields and woods they were going to walk through. not impressed.

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boring beyound greek mythology

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well.. this was crap.

the film had good special effects and honestly that was the only thing going for it. the film had bad acting, crap story, bad script, bad everything else.

it was dead boring, i was bored after the frist 40 minutes, the same thing pretty much happened we gotta find 3 balls.

and 3 balls later pffft i thought i was watching the same thing go on for 3 hours i dont know who decided to make this shit.

dont watch it, if you do your baby will slap you

-.-

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you got 10 minutes....make it 20 minutes *wink*

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Reviewed by lordypordy

this film is amazing what can i say, i had a boner. the special effects, action, michael ironside makes his performance that ups the movie even more. i love this movie, one of my favourite movies ever.

i can't express how good this film is its so good. im in awe everytime i see it, u must watch it i recommand it

watch it

Watch it

WATCH IT

watchit!!

WATCH ITTTTT

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BOLLOCKS

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well this film is pretty much one of the most bollocks peice of shite i have ever seen, the 60 million budget is pretty much spent of the famous names that are in this movie: ron perlman burt reynolds jason statham and many more.

the film is pretty much covered with bad acting, even from the big stars.

not only bad acting but battle after battle after battle which is just annoying and shit because you see jason statham do all this fancy shit but then end up repeating the same stuff in every battle, the film gets really boring after about 30 minutes

oh and a boomerang!!!!! what the hell if a boomerang was to hit a bad guy the boomerang would just flop to the floor, but not with this film. with this film it continues to slaughter 5 men in one hit, ridiculous

dont go and watch this film please, because if you do you might be attacked by flying books -.-

(flying books at the end of the film)

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The whales jack, i want to see the whales.

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this film was awful it was like an episode of the soap 'home and away' just action packed, the ending was alright, not bad okay action, but the acting was just plain awful, cheesy, shit and more shit.

this movie was made by the brilliant uwe boll (sarcasm)

uwe boll makes nothing but shitty films which look like they are made from teenagers with a hand held camera.

face it farcry fans. this film is shit.

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